A backfire on an exotic sports car.
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Ecosystem
Method of eking out a living, by doing things such as returning cans and bottles for the deposit money.
jacquard
Jack ready for sex
lugubrious
A car's oil change and grease job, when done by an extraordinarily enthusiastic mechanic.
hinterland
A crossword fans idea of heaven.
emanation
Marshall Mathers' fan club.
zither
What a snake with a lisp does.
embayment
Putting something up for sale on a metaphysical auction site (auctioning the Platonic ideal of a chair, for example).
radioactive
What it feels like after a quickie behind the bikeshed with the gym-mistress's pet student.
Prancing.
A glee club for shellfish.
Insidious
trying to imagine what it's like being Sid Caesar
(sequel to Being John Malkovich)
Yucatan+-
What you end up with when your skin goes lobster red after lying in the sun for too long.
sorghum
How your mouth feels right after a root canal.
perpendicular
A gentleman in a state of sexual arousal leaning backwards at an angle of 30 degrees from the vertical.
Whitewash.
Now-deceased supreme court justice in the shower.
contrapositive
A sensation caused by the gym mistress's pet student pushing in the opposite direction.
Elasticated.
Bit off more than one could chew.
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Masthead
communal loo
defenestrate
To defend oneself from attack by fainting.
musketeer