Hand-held, battery operated device, used to shine one's shoes.
copulate
Unpunctuality at a tryst in a seedy motel.
Waterfall.
Jack and Jill's burial place
custodian
angry old ambphibian
perfunctory
The ancient are of stroking a cat when panic-stricken to bring you back to a calm state.
calisthenics
Cal {L. Ron Hubbards lesser known brother} Hubbards take on philosophy
Suspension
Questionable ongoing regular payment to a retired individual.
mercurial
low-ranking French cleric with a fishtail instead of legs.
Drambuie
Unscheduled mating on the sheep farm between the fourth class ram and a 2nd class ewe.
significant
someone other than me is going to have to write his or her name.
pedicure
Overcoming back pain by having a Japanese masseuse walk up and down your spine.
philanthropist
Phillip the indignant apeman.
Beaux Arts
The skill of shooting arrows into a target in uniquely artistic patterns.
perseverance
Tackling a particularly difficult lady when prospects of an alternative are remote.
Technique.
The fee applied every time your phone gets disconnected
hackmatack
Sorry Spendius, please ignore my last post - it was to 'perseverance'
No sweat butty.
hatmatack.
Chopping somebody into bite size portions with an implement designed for shaping trees into tasteful fireplace surrounds wearing the latest approved headgear.
Or-
Throwing your cap into the front door to see if she's forgiven you yet.
Ebullience.
The matador's sense of euphoria because the bull didn't win this time.
matador
What the kids put in the crack between the floor and the door when they are smoking.
schematic
Automatic clock used to time Olympic skiers.
turbulence
