Odor after lots of swashing and buckling.
virga
female virgin (as opposed to virgo, male virgin, hey, I know my Latin case endings)
cumulus
Lacking a grade point average sufficient for graduation.
progression
In favor of anger or aggression.
Fathom
When your dad takes up meditating.
Lackadaisical
spring flower-less
mutant
You know, those ants that cant speak, as opposed to the ones that can?
Prepubescent
Before you become a republican
Diagram
THe coloration of a unit of weight.
Gargantuan
A large swig from a glass containing John Smith's Extra Smooth bitter ale.
Parched.
Perched, said by a Southerner.
magnanimous
A well proportioned wet nurse.
Nutrition.
As opposed to old trition (this is the spelling used by ad writers).
I was reading a mystery story and came upon a good one, which is apparently actually a word:
antipedobaptist
A member of a religious cult which is dead set against worshipping feet of clay.
Freeform
A paper you fill out whose label is not 1040.
staunch
A stinky C.H.I.P.S character
Universal
A poet who wrote four lines and ever since has suffered writer's block.
sourdough
Money spent on women in the past.
Mountebank.
The official repository of Blatham's avatar, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
avatar
A multinational oil company's bottom line sales pitch.
Investment.