The one transformer who never made it due to his lack of hearing.
Negotiation
The art of scuttling around very quickly in a kneeling position.
precipitous
The period before you actually drink it when you sit and admire the colors in one of those complex cocktails made with colored liquers of slightly different viscosities, so that they make different layers in the glass.
viscosity
A city known for the numbers of visitors.
triangle
When you attempt new positions in the bedroom.
superlative
A Valentine's Day gift of a magnificent string of pearls with matching pearl earrings.
Valentines
A fork that Richie Valens used.
Prism
Correctional institution in Zimbabwe.
enchilada
A dance routine where a few couples smooch around in the drawing room of an English country house and a naked lady works the gramaphone and when she stops the music the dancers discard an item of clothing and change partners.(Archaic)
Outrageous.
A shed-like construction in the far corner of the garden of polite households where one goes to vent one's fury without disturbing everyone else.
apothecary
When Jameth lifted Jethuth on hith back to get him acroth the river without getting hith feet wet.
knapsack
Yes, it's that one - the one you hit when you are tired.
crucible
(James? Wasn't that Christopher?)
(Nah, Chrithtopher wathn't an apothle (tho the church says he was apochryphal, which is probably almost the same) and James was, at least I think he was; which reminds me of a similar contest from New York Magazine years ago where readers were challenged to come up with new definitions for common words and "apostle" was defined as "a package mailed in Brooklyn").
CRUCIBLE
A heavy 8 shell rowed by male cattle.
evanescent
a new perfume which evokes a suggestion of Ms Redgrave.
portable
The desk you go to to receive alms.
montage
Family album containing assorted photos of one's aged French ancestors.
parochial
the adjective form relating to two of those little ceramic animals that are only available around Christmas and make the world's tackiest gifts, that grow the green plant "fur" when you water them
trireme
The name of an irritating person.
VIRGA
An adult virgin gorilla.
helium
A voluminous hooped skirt popular in the 19th century when the wealthy Dragoon officers were on leave and were invited to the ball.
Machine.
