neither
haricot beans or green beans?
green beans
sun or artificial tan?
Artificial if I must.
Friends or Seinfeld?
Seinfeld
Bob Hope or Bill Cosby
Hi Shazzer, going home for Christmas?
Bill Cosby.
Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt?
How am I supposed to choose between those two pillocks?
Stupid or what?
what.
apartment or hotel?
hotel
travel or stay home?
tipsy.
Manly long-johns or those scraggly briefs that aggravate all day and lack style.
depends on whos wearing them.
wool or cotton stockings?
cotton in the boudoir and wool when she's pointing the chimney stack.
daylight or streetlight.
daylight
caretaker or being cared for?
Being cared for.
Jelly babies or Baxter's Chicken and Vegetable Soup with Meditteranean spices.
Jelly babies.
Movies at home or the cinema?
(Yes, Dutchy, I'm back Stateside for a bit, then back to Sydney for New Year. It's nice being home for Christmas!)
Movies at home.
This present year or next year?
this one
green plants or flowering plants?
the green ones.
respected or admired?
respected
movie or music?
music.
dingbats or wombats?
