Swans are more beautiful.
Singers or Dancers?
Men in the pub, women in the bedroom. :wink:
Christmas pudden or ice cream after the turkey blow out?
Ice cream
Beer or Champagne at Christmas?
sandals.
Window shopping or birdwatching?
window shopping
mall or small shop shopping?
Small shop.
Reindeer or elves?
Elves
Jokes in cracker or Joan Rivers?
Jokes in cracker
White or no snow at Christmas?
No snow.
Rats or rattlesnakes.
Neither
Shovelling snow or shovelling sand?
Shovelling snow.
Pissed or sober.
Neither. I don't like shovelling.
hamsters or rabbits?
rabbits,
Braised or roasted?
roasted.
mountain or beach?
both
water skiing or snow skiing?
