Pineapple. But if freshly squeezed, any fruit is delish.
A member of MySpace or Facebook?
Neither
A lone ranger or part of the maddening crowd.
depends on the mood...right now: a lone ranger
spiritual darkness or religious light
nonreligious light
Korean barbecue or South Indian veggie meal?
The Labrador Barbecue
Rice or chips?
Rice for sure.
Halloween or Easter?
Easter
Compulsory or non-compulsory voting
Non compulsory.
Stroll by the sea or in the country?
Both
Walking alone or with a sexy woman?
Both
sipping coffee or a good glass of wine?
Glass of wine. Enough of them to prevent this equivocating piss-balling about which is associated with bourgeoise mentalities conditioned by Mummy's strictures.
Picking your nose with your finger or using a twig.
Sober up first 'spendi' instead of displaying your frailty.
Baseball or American Football?
Neither.
How can grown men enjoy themselves playing rounders, and the other lot running round a field wearing padded cells and crash helmets?
As for yours Spendi..Finger, you can never lick a twig clean.
A roll in the hay with a horny blonde or a wriggle on the sand with a frigid brunette?
A roll in the hay with a brunette
Going astray or sticking to the rules?
Rules were made to be broken.
As a cold cure, eating raw onion or garlick?
Garlic
Blondes or Brunettes?
Both, and red-heads.
Slappers or ladies?
Ladies
local fruit or tropical fruit?
I have orange and grapefruit trees in my backyeard. Local.
Tall ladies or short?
Both
Sexy dresser or plain Jayne?
