This or that?

@glitterbag,

Boiled potatoes.

Probably the only way to keep them away.

Projectile vomiting or explosive diarrhea?

@chai2,

The latter. In theory, you can sit on the toilet for a longer time and keep preoccupied on your phone. Or at least call an ambulance if you're on the verge of dying from dysentery. With the former, you're pretty much 100% out of commission in almost every aspect. And you ain't able to call anybody for emergency help.

Chicago or Detroit style pizza?

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@tsarstepan,

Sicilian

Provolone is better on: hamburger or shaved steak sammy

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@glitterbag,

"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha... "

Provolone is better on a shaved steak sammy. Hamburgers need sharper, stronger flavored cheeses to be their perfect best. Then agaim, I wouldn't kick a well-made cheeseburger with provolone out of my proverbial bed.

What is the better export from New Zealand? Flight of the Concords or wool?

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@tsarstepan,

Wool

The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain or the Hamonicats.

https://youtu.be/pLgJ7pkOX-s

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@glitterbag,

The ukulele orchestra every time

Spinet or harpsichord?

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@ehBeth,

Harpsichord

Milky Way or Snickers

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@glitterbag,

Milky Way

Watch an ocean liner set off on its first voyage or welcome one home after its final voyage?

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@Sturgis,

Not real keen about either. I guess if I had a loved one on the ship:
Welcome one home after its final voyage.

The Red Sox earned their World Series championship or the World Series was rigged; dem bums stole it from our beloved Dodgers?

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@tsarstepan,

uhhhh......The 2nd? No, the first maybe.

scrambled eggs. Carefully integrated in a bowl, using a fork or whisk, which then has to be cleaned, or cracking the eggs in a pan and smooching them around a little bit with a spatula?

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@chai2,

In a bowl using a fork

To through a tunnel or cross a river by bridge?

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@Sturgis,

Cross the river via bridge. You get a better view to look at while crossing.

Turkey or soy 'bacon'?

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@tsarstepan,

Soy
(I don't like turkey)

Take part in Black Friday mobbing at the store or make purchases online from home or office?

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@Sturgis,

make purchases online from home or office

Baby, It's Cold Outside:
Bill Crosby adjacent rapey or just innocent and cutesy?

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@tsarstepan,

not entirely innocent, just hopeful, not rapey

which group has the most pathetic meatheads? The Proud Boys or The Oath Keepers

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@glitterbag,

I don't know who the Oath Keepers are. The sh!tastic Proud Boys get my default vote.

Slice of life webcomics or paper superhero genre comic book?

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@tsarstepan,

I'll go with slice of life on the internet. Never been much for the superhero stuff.

Volunteer at the local seniors center every weekend for 10 years or be a medical guinea pig (until something goes horribly wrong)?

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@Sturgis,

Volunteer.

You could either start life over at the age of 16 and retain all of your memories from your current life or go back five years and not know what the future holds. Which would you choose? (Bonus points if you explain why.) Wink

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Neither, being 16 again strikes me as horrific, and I already don’t know what the future will be in the next 5 years, so no need for the brain warp.

Sentence Mike Flynn for treason or slap on the wrist for pretending he didn’t know you can’t lie to the FBI.

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@glitterbag,

Whatever option gets him to give up all the dirt on Trump (and by that... lead to his impeachment and nothing less). He's small fry in this ongoing political catastrophe/sh!tstorm.

Omelet made of the last dragon egg in existence or roast dodo bird (cloned from out of extinction)?

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