@TomTomBinks,
Superglue. You can actively still go to the ER for treatment on your own power. Freezing your tongue to a pole means you better have a good winter coat as you will be stuck out in the cold until someone gets some emergency related help.
You can keep you skin on your fingers with the appropriate help. Unlikely thing when it comes with your tongue, minor frostbite, and any ensuing method to free you from your cold predicament.
Chicken wings: BBQ, mild, medium, spicy, or solar fusion powered hot?