Yes - Obscure portal reference xD
1 i had an semi enlightenment experience that effective me in 2 ways: profound bliss and profound sorrow.
2 i had a psychic experience with a friend who heard my thoughts, i told him to say what he was hearing in his mind out loud, with my mind, and he spoke it verbatim 7 or so sentences, and when driving down the road i visualised the automobile shutting down it did then i visualised it turning on it did.
3 i play the **** out of my guitar.
4 and i also play the **** out of my cello
No sorry but I am a man. Even if I talk in riddles like a sphinx of greek mythology. #2 is the lie.