You admire stinking Europeans, Deb?
Wait till you are near us...
I can't wait.
Haven't got there, yet....
Only as far as the UK......grrrr.....
Deb, you have to come here.
If you can stand the smell...
I want to!!!
I WILL!!!
Now, present armpit so I can get a good sniff.....
Aaaaahhhh.... I love the smell of a classy Frenchman in the morning!
We stink just as well here in Central Europe. If not more!
Dag - I have to ascertain that...
Thank you, Deb. You're too kind! (or suffering from anosmia, I hope not!)
come and take a whiff. it's ball season. all bodily odors be raised to high viennese ceilings, hoorah.
Eastern Europeans smell like baboon sweat.
well, that' s still better than smelling like the poo they fling.
dagmaraka wrote:come and take a whiff. it's ball season. all bodily odors be raised to high viennese ceilings, hoorah.
Ball season?
Oh....dancing!
I thought, for a moment, you meant ball sniffing season!
Aaaaaaaah!
*Pohl jumps out of this thread before the stink engulfs him*
...but his coat got caught on a corner of the 'post reply' window. now he's hanging right in the draft by a thread...
dlowan wrote:I thought, for a moment, you meant ball sniffing season!
Is there such a contest in Oz?
Not a contest as such, no...but it DOES happen, usually inadvertantly, in the course of....er...intimate activities....the results can then be ranked.....but hopefully not rank.
That's sad, Deb.
I could imagine challengers ranking this way...
Well, I DO have to say the ball sniffing bit is not my favourite part, but there are very nice compensations.....heehee...
This thread worried me so much that I went to my local Chemists to sort out the "smelly" problem once and for all.
I said "I would like some deoderant, please"
"What type, ball or aerosol?" asked the Chemist.
"Neither" I replied..."I would like some underarm, if you've got it, as I like to use talcum on the aforementioned regions"
He offered me a brand new variety called "Come to me" .
I took it home and applied it liberally to both the left and right pit.
My wife walked in and said "Hmm, what's that smell?"
"My new deoderant" I replied.
"That's funny...it smells like come to me"
How the devil did she know?
I am speechless.
And I know that joke as a swedish joke...ie it plays on the accent...
