Why do such things always happen to the nicest of people?!
I should go make the appointment to have my driver's test, which I'm dreading...
With your obvious common sense,equanimity and highly developed hand/eye co-ordination quotient there is no need to dread an itsy-bitsy driving test.
I had a female examiner on mine and I passed easily.
Knowing you, I am sure you were calm, well prepared and extremely polite and respectful to the examiner. You handle such situations quite well.
I should really take better care of my car.
Taking into account the obvious advantages that so delightful a member of the female sex such as yourself must have it seems strange that you should have to bother yourself with such mundane tasks as taking car of a motor-car.
To be polite and respectful to examiners of the opposite sex is a policy I have always had complete faith in.
Although I didn't understand a word u said but it was so creatively twisted.... U r such a raconteur.
Why can't I ever talk like SS (Sweet Spendius).
It's only all that constant running up and down walls and under the ceiling that's holding you back.
Jennifer's mother is coming to vist shortly so I'm going to hide in the coal cellar.
When u will come out, you would be so much contrasted. I like SS hiding in Coal Cellar.
Can anybody lend me some money. I am short of some.
When it comes to stoppering up a thread you're the tops vin.
I'm usually a willing volunteer.
I just adore you for being the best volunteer around.
Why can't I do volunteering like u
It is because you are a much more sensible person that I am.
You wouldn't believe the trouble my volunteering to acquiesce to the come hither look has got me into.
I'm sure your brilliant acting abilities enabled you to pretend you were enjoying such acquiescence.
It is so warm I have no energy.
And you are so hot that I can't even think straight.
My testicles are kind of itchy right now.
Because you are such a good boy for your Mom, if you ask her nicely, I'm sure she'll buy you cotton undies next time.
I need a cold drink with lots of ice in it.
I'm sure with a fantastic personality like yours, you should have multitudes of men lined up to bring you one.
I think I'm going to go out and try to meet a nice woman this weekend.
NASA would be interested in anyone who had the technology to attempt such a ground-breaking manoevre.
I allowed the maids to have the weekend off last Wednesday.
That's because you have such a good heart, and you know you will let them have another day off soon.
I gave a love letter to a girl last week.
Did you? I bet she slept with it under her pillow.
My roommate re-pierced my ear lobes for me.
I'll bet he couldn't resist piercing other parts of your fabulous anatomy after so much excitement.
My psychiatrist has taught me how to sneeze with the most satisfying abandon.
I'll bet you have such a cute way of doing it, people around you can't help but smile.
I think I'd like to get a dog.
Cats are so superior to dogs in every respect that you would be besmirching your sweet image by having one anywhere near you.
My cats are very noble creatures.
