I hope you're doing something that will be great fun this weekend!
I'm thinking about having a latte, and wondering why my posts so often have to do with food.
Now why did that happen?! It said it couldn't post my reply due to an error, but then it got posted twice! Grr....
I hope you enjoyed that latte; it is nice to see you posting so often.
I cannot decide if I should bring flowers or wine to my friend's house tonight.
Because you are such a good friend, it would not be surprising if you brought both.
I'm getting ready to take my boys and their friends to the park.
That should be good Tico.You'll be able to show them how to do those bone crunching tackles you are justifiably famous for.
There is a young lady in the pub who gave me the cold shoulder last night.
She was obviously drunk, otherwise she would have been transfixed by your charm and wit.
Okay, gotta go pack a lunch.
That is so clever of you to be able to carry out such a difficult task.
I wouldn't know where to start with doing that.
That's OK spendius since you obviously have lots and lots of money just to go buy lunch.
I'm looking forward to spending Thanksgiving with my family.
Wonderful news; you are a good family-man who has worked hard through trying times this year and certainly deserve a special time with your loved ones.
This Thanksgiving we are doing something completely new for us; we are staying at the resort where our kids both work.
They are obviously going to be overjoyed to see you again.
I'm not used to compliments and I'm worried that this game might overwhelm me in an orgy of self-satisfaction.
OK, then, you're a complete idiot. I hope you feel better now, I wouldn't want you to feel overwhelmed.
I am totally confused by my new job.
I'm sure you exaggerate, you must be a really bright and interesting person to get such a job and I'm sure you'll master it in no time.
I am having trouble getting my phone bills on line.
That's because, lucky you, there won't be any this month.
We're having beef tenderloin for Thanksgiving. My daughter-in-law is from Mexico, she doesn't like Turkey.
how nice of you to accommodate her. I'm sure you'll have a wonderful holiday!
I'm overwhelmed by bills!
Tell him to calm down.He can't help it when you're so gorgeously sexy.
I meeting a highly strung lady in the pub shortly and I can't make my mind up with whether to run my self-depreciation number or to blow my own trumpet.
Don't worry, you'll figure out a way to "wow" her with your humble manner, honorable intentions and dry humor.
I'm wishing we could always have three-day weekends.
You deserve more than that.It is a blot on the moral fibre of our culture that someone with the intelligence and perspicacity of your goodself should have to work more than one,or at the most,two days a week.
I chose the self-depreciation and I've been invited round tomorrow to test out my integrity.
That's wonderful - now you can show her your 10" of integrity.
I wish my life would normalize. I haven't been myself lately.
Maybe being someone else will turn out to be a nice change?
I should go change the sheets on my bed.
Changing the sheets is a good chore; fresh sheets will make your dreams sweeter.
Tonight I'm showing Smoke Signals at this month's film program.
