Your determination is only surpassed by your generosity and good looks.
I've got 15 shirts to iron.
With your skills and ability, it will be done in no time. In addition it shows how elegant and fashionable you are.
I'm having problems to stay connected.
That's because you are such an important and special person and the rest of us are basket cases and you can't expect such an elegant and sophisticated person such as yourself to be connected with a load of wankers like the rest of us are.
The maids have put their heads together and they have decided that I have earned the right to have a Manx kipper for breakfast.But on condition that they sort the bones out.
You are such a thoughtful person that you have even the maids you deserve, the nicer and sweetest ones. They decided to sort out the bones of your kipper thus putting yourself in the same category as I.
I really appreciate the company of wankers.
That is because you have such a kind and accepting nature that you welcome the company of everyone, regardless of their shortcomings and limitations. You make everyone feel good about being with you.
I am hoping my Thanksgiving turkey comes out properly cooked tomorrow.
I am sure that with your skill and magical touch, everyone, including the turkey, will think it just perfect.
I am no expert on kippers, but I cannot help picturing a Manx kipper as being a species without a tail.
Such rapier wit, lezzzles! I like that one!
We finally have our electrical problems sorted out and I can get back on a2k - yay!
I'm sure you're pleased to be back, dev, but not as pleased as we are to see you again.
I wish I could think of Christmas presents for my grandma and brother.
You always choose the best presents, so relax and trust that they will occur to you at the proper time.
I have just bought saffron from a spice warehouse for some of my presents.
You are always so creative and thoughtful in your choice of gifts. You know just how to please your friends who enjoy cooking. No wonder that everyone looks forward to receiving a gift from you.
I think I am becoming very lazy.
It isn't really laziness.It is obvious you are just exhausted with the sacrifices you make thinking up all those words on the Acronym thread with a "Y" in them and which give us all so much pleasure.
I had a sleepless night last night what with one thing and another.
I am sure they both would have been very sweet things who would have totally enjoyed your warm company.
I have the feeling I have done something very, very wrong and am just waiting for the axe to fall.
With such a beautiful and tender neck you have the executioner is bound to have sharpened his axe very carefully and you won't feel a thing.
I've just got a new truck with a really good tail lift.
Your truck and its tail is no match for you... You are such a callipygian
I am dying laughing....
Oh!Don't do that.We would all miss you so much.
I'm mixed up with a pair of steatopygiacs.
U look so distinctive among them.
I am too bored to breath.
How can somebody with your lightning wit,fertile imagination,good looks and general charm ever be bored?
I think I'm developing cauliflower ears and a flat nose.
Those will look so flattering on you!
I have decided to start a new exercise regimen.
Which will do good to your well-being. However it will not improve your already perfect slenderness...
I have a headache right now.