Lord Ellpus wrote:I don't think that Freddie Flintoff will need those contact lenses, as he has red eyes ever since WE WON THE ASHES!! MUUUUHHAAAAAHAAAA!
I understand freddie has a new hairstyle. BLUE HAIR is sooooooo ubercool and post modern.
Lord Ellpus wrote:I also heard that it wasn't the graphite that the law makers were worried about, it was the fact that the new aussie bat was two feet wide!!
It only seems that way when "punter" is weilding the willow.
Just you wait 'enry 'iggens, just you wait