I know I have brains; I have a headache.
That's about as convincing as Descartes' "Cogito ergo sum."
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Francis
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Fri 29 Sep, 2006 02:04 pm
JLNobody wrote:
I have a headache."
Porn is not good, they told you, JL!
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Montana
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Fri 29 Sep, 2006 11:22 pm
Yeah, that's what I've been saying all along.
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NickFun
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Sat 30 Sep, 2006 11:22 am
JLNobody wrote:
I know I have brains; I have a headache.
That's about as convincing as Descartes' "Cogito ergo sum."
The actual quote which has been modified for history is "Cogito ergo sum horny." Exen Descatres was into porn.
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JLNobody
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Sat 30 Sep, 2006 04:39 pm
indubitably!
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Cyracuz
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Sat 30 Sep, 2006 05:45 pm
Some people do not distinguish thoughts and headaches.
Porn is made to prevent lazy people from breeding.
It was made by the same bunch who made alcohol, to help ugly people have sex.
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JLNobody
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Sat 30 Sep, 2006 07:59 pm
Not, bad. Not factual, but not without truth.
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gustavratzenhofer
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Sat 30 Sep, 2006 08:05 pm
Porn comes from the Greek scholar, Pornicus, and means, "Stimulating shitucus"
I know my Greek and I know my porn.
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JLNobody
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Sat 30 Sep, 2006 08:17 pm
Gus, a man of all ages. His scholarship is both classical and modern.
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Francis
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Sun 1 Oct, 2006 01:38 am
Cyracuz wrote:
Porn is made to prevent lazy people from breeding.
Sic transit gloria porni..(sigh).
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Cyracuz
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Sun 1 Oct, 2006 07:58 am
My girlfriend thinks porn is discriminating and disrespectful towards women.
I don't see how that is so without it being equally so towards men.
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JLNobody
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Sun 1 Oct, 2006 11:18 am
Yes, porn defilnes men as all penis and no brain (and heart).
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Doktor S
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Sun 1 Oct, 2006 11:52 am
All this intellectual masterbation....
Porn is not for the mind, it is for the penis. If it gets you off enjoy it, if not ignore it.
Moral indignation is crap.
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Francis
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Sun 1 Oct, 2006 11:57 am
Moral indignation sometimes is intellectual masturbation, especially when not perceiving the implied irony of some posters...
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Cyracuz
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Sun 1 Oct, 2006 03:42 pm
How's this for intellectual masturbation.
Tickle EQ test. I scored 135, and recieved an e-mail that tickle's sponsors would purchase the 15 page report about my test results for me on account of me being "a top scorer on tickle's IQ Test".
Personally I think these results are crap, and took the test out of boredom. I get off on it though. Beats porn... :wink:
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JLNobody
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Sun 1 Oct, 2006 04:38 pm
Thanks, Francis.
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NickFun
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Sun 1 Oct, 2006 04:51 pm
Cyracuz wrote:
How's this for intellectual masturbation.
Tickle EQ test. I scored 135, and recieved an e-mail that tickle's sponsors would purchase the 15 page report about my test results for me on account of me being "a top scorer on tickle's IQ Test".
Personally I think these results are crap, and took the test out of boredom. I get off on it though. Beats porn... :wink:
They just want to see if you're still stupid enough to fall for that.
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gustavratzenhofer
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Sun 1 Oct, 2006 04:59 pm
I scored a perfect 100 on the porn test.
I knew the stars.
I knew the starlets.
I knew the bitches with the enormous tits and I knew the bastards with the enormous penises.
