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Reply Thu 13 Oct, 2005 01:24 pm
Dancing With Chef Boyardee

Chef Boyardee, dare
you mentally undress me
without, first, a dance?
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boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 13 Oct, 2005 04:05 pm
Wow. That is so beautiful.

Inspired by your avatar I wrote this:

Drink the kool-aide now
Demanded Reverand Jim Jones
Who me? Uh. Okay.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 13 Oct, 2005 04:09 pm
Bravo!
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boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 13 Oct, 2005 04:24 pm
Hey thanks!

How about:

My Aunt Jemimah
Was sweet on your Uncle Ben
But Betty crocked her
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 13 Oct, 2005 04:41 pm
You two are hilarious!

Let me try now....

Stouffers stuffs your mouth
so the cook is off today
going to the beach.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 13 Oct, 2005 04:44 pm
...or this one:

Skippy with peanuts
makes Peter Pan flying high
smooth landing on bread.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 13 Oct, 2005 04:52 pm
Very existential, CJane.

You inspired me:

The beach sounds so nice
Alas, my swimsuit won't fit
Thanks Little Debbie
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 13 Oct, 2005 07:28 pm
We could get a lot of money for this...
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 13 Oct, 2005 07:59 pm
So get an agent for us Gargamel..


Lean Cuisine is good
Weight Watchers even better
Sport is the answer.
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 08:40 am
Small spots on my blouse,
sauce all over me! Curse you,
damn Spaghetti-os!
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 08:52 am
Now don't go doggin' the chef!

But nice haiku anyhow.
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 09:25 am
Thanks. Smile

How's about a nice
Hawaiian Punch? Sure? No, wait,
I wasn't ready
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 09:33 am
A fairy wrestler
Wants me to eat a Slim Jim
But I'm too freaked out
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 09:37 am
Amazing Exclamation Very Happy


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v689/msralex/witchy1.gif
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 09:39 am
At CostCo and Sams
I buy my Macaroni
Because I love it
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 09:42 am
Dear miniature
Candy bars that come in sacks,
I think I love you.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 09:47 am
Pre-cut cookies at
350 for twelve minutes
Makes a tasty treat.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 09:49 am
Now I need a snack.
But if my kid sees me, I
Must give her some, too.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 11:53 am
DrewDad wrote:
Pre-cut cookies at
350 for twelve minutes
Makes a tasty treat.


I see this is a "found poem."

So very postmodern of you, DrewDad.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 12:02 pm
Gargamel wrote:
DrewDad wrote:
Pre-cut cookies at
350 for twelve minutes
Makes a tasty treat.


I see this is a "found poem."

So very postmodern of you, DrewDad.

Er... Was it lost? What's a "found poem?"
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