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							Wed 12 Oct, 2005 06:03 pm
						
						
					
					
					
				 
				
						
														
					
												thanks a lot!! now i have two riddles!!  
 
   
											 
																									
						
														
					
												Take her on Safari and Shoot her assuming a tigress...
Thus
1. Your desire to kill a tiger is satisfied
2. There woudn't be any evidence that can get you caught
3. You can display her picture on your favorite Hunt-Shelf with other wild animals & feel proud.
											
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												Let her catch you wearing her underwear!
											
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												Tell her how great your mother's cooking is.
											
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												1.  Infiltrate a terrorist network and learn their plans.
2.  Buy her a ticket....
											
					
				 
																									
																									
						
														
					
												Use the Ma-rid-time law.  
Whim
											
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												Invite her over.  Do everything that she says, and point out to your wife when she's not doing it "mom's way."  See how long she can take it.
											
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												Start walking around naked and fart everytime you get near her
											
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												maybe if i throw water on her she will melt   
 
   
											 
																
						
														
					
												be kind to her... she'll freak out and die...