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Wed 5 Oct, 2005 02:53 pm
Jessica Simpson and hubby to divorce. Wait...I can't breathe...this is all too much for me to handle. Somebody get me a Xanax. Oh Christ, whatever shall we do? Has the President been notified? More importantly, has Cheney been notified? Oh, sweet Jesus, this is not HAPPENING!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9600529/
Would you believe that if today I had not been sitting in the beauty parlor, waiting for my hairdresser, and had not picked up a supermarket tabloid magazine out of boredom, I would not have the faintest idea who Jessica Simpson is????
And what's more, now that I know, I don't give a tinker's damn!
Phoenix32890 wrote:Would you believe that if today I had not been sitting in the beauty parlor, waiting for my hairdresser, and had not picked up a supermarket tabloid magazine out of boredom, I would not have the faintest idea who Jessica Simpson is????
And what's more, now that I know, I don't give a tinker's damn!
But deep inside you're in terrible emotional agony, aren't you? I'm here for you, dear. Want half a Xanax?
Jessica is my idol. I'm heartbroken, just heartbroken over this news. Do you think Nick might need a shoulder to cry on? Mine's avaliable.
Oh God...at least we have Britney and her little baby to save us. Well, that is if the C-section scar isn't too hideous.
Britney is a slut. Jessica, she's pure class.
Yes, her teeth are much whiter.
Not if you gotta pay for them.
I heard Paris and Paris have split up too.
Why god, WHY!!!!???
Only a classy woman would pay for them, trash wouldn't care.
I wish I were related to Jessica. She's my idol.
LaBlob. Interesting last name. Are you related to the Rhode Island LaBlob's?
I'm still very upset that neither of you seem to give a damn that Paris and Paris have also split up.
I'm from the Bay Area LaBlobs.
Paris and Paris....they're so last week.
Bob Lablob wrote:Paris and Paris....they're so last week.
You best be smilin' when you say that...
<unholsters six-gun...>
Do your worst....I've got Backstreet Boy scars bigger than that gun.
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