If you're reading this, it's because you have no goddam life whatsoever. Why the hell would you want to know anything about me anyways? Are you going to give me money? If you are, then shoot me a PM and we'll talk. If not, then you're cramping my style, darkening my doorstep. Scram, ya lousy bum!
Seriously, you're pissing me off. I'm gonna have to come over to your house and kick your dog. What? You don't have a dog? Then, I'll get you one from the pound. An ugly, mean one. Then you'll grow to love him and consider him to be one of the family. Then I'll kick that son of a bitch right in the balls.
What? You're still here, cupcake? Game on, bitch. Do I come over to your house and hang out in your living room making lewd gestures at your teenage daughter? What? Okay, I do but that's not the goddam point. Damn you to hell, profile reader. Damn you.
Garson! Vodka! And show this ruffian out immediately!
Fri 21 Oct, 2005 12:11 pm - [quote="panzade"][quote="Bob Lablob"]I picked up my bag, I went lookin' for a place to hide;
When I saw Carmen and the Devil walkin' side by side.
I said, "Hey,... (view)
Fri 21 Oct, 2005 08:39 am - I picked up my bag, I went lookin' for a place to hide;
When I saw Carmen and the Devil walkin' side by side.
I said, "Hey, Carmen, come on, let's go downtown."
She... (view)
Fri 21 Oct, 2005 08:35 am - [quote="Phoenix32890"][b][color=green]A bit of philosophy from Ricky Nelson's, "Garden Party"[/color][/b]
[quote]But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well.... (view)
Thu 20 Oct, 2005 04:42 pm - I would paint my naked body orange and stand on my roof, throwing glazed doughnuts at the cops while drinking from a gallon jug of vodka.
I do that anyways, but I'd do it during a... (view)
Thu 20 Oct, 2005 11:55 am - You're missing my point. I'm not saying she's a bad person.
I'm saying that she will be criticized for her past actions especially when she starts preaching about damnation.... (view)
Thu 20 Oct, 2005 07:37 am - [quote="material girl"]What has she done that others havnt?[/quote]
Uh....published a book of graphic nudity and sexual content....produced videos with strong sexual content...created... (view)
