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Sat 5 Apr, 2003 10:26 am
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Wild guess- is this a thread about an American game?
American games are silly, I find.
Forwarded to some baseball friends who are bound to be delighted with this. Thanks.
McTag wrote:Wild guess- is this a thread about an American game?
American games are silly, I find.
Why yes! It is about a sporting match us silly Americans enjoy participating in and watching and such!
I really hope the Dallas Blue Sox can beat the Provincetown Knob Cleaners today in the grand finale!
Oh McTag! From the land of Cricket??? I'm surprised that you'd downplay silly games. I thought that was the point!
Good grief... we've got about 165 more games to go here, and things are getting desperate.
American games have lots of stops in them.
Pauses, timeouts, commercial breaks, fat ladies singing.
Young girls who should know better dancing a lot.
And, they give participants a microphone so they can speak.
What's that all about?
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