I look like a homo, period.
You can't really see it in the picture, but you can clearly read "sweatin to the oldies" on it in real life.
That hat doesnt look like his hair. Draw their attention to some other area, place a large kielbasi in your grotchkies, use it for a prop and fry it up for breakfast with some scrambled eggs, unless we are too hammered.
nice touch with the mismatched socks...
how about a gerbil protruding from an orifice?
Yes, pin-up the shorts. And, consider using the sparkle pen on them too. <giggling>
Oh, and I did get slightly molested last night.
Yeah, you should look like a fruitcake, and you're going
to freeze your buns off too.
Cut off the shorts and you're a dream come true for both
sexes. You probably can have a pick tonight if boy or girl.
Just make sure, you've got the rear end covered.
Did you wear the costume last night?
I wore the costume last night, went to a party.
The shorts were pinned up...and going to another party tonight.
CJ, I wish things were that easy. Damn, last night I must have talked to everything there with a vagina, didn't feel like I had my pick. Couple potentials, closed one for a phone number, and another girl who isn't hot and has a boyfriend was groping the hell out of me. That's it.
If I was shy, I'd never get laid.
Quote:Oh, and I did get slightly molested last night.
did he at least by you dinner afterwards?
Region Philbis wrote:Quote:Oh, and I did get slightly molested last night.
did he at least by you dinner afterwards?
Unfortunately, no. Just a pat on the ass and said "next time make eye contact, punk."
Damn men these days.
Costume must have worked. Three phone numbers this weekend.
You see!! It is easier than you thought.
