man i didn't realize men could get camel toe like that. doesn't it hurt?
He's gonna hafta pay extra when he returns that costume. For stretching it out.
well, if slappy rents it right after this guy, it should fit comfortably...all stretched out....everywhere.
perhaps stinky a little, but comfortable. man's gotta have priorities. it is the right choice.
Isn't there something...er...um...missing?
"The Penis has left the building!"
I'm sure you could do something with George W. Bush.
I'm thinking podium, suit and tie, maybe a beaver.
Well, Slappy, you probably didn't know this... but I have Special Advanced Important qualfications for giving you advice on your Halloween costume...
But first...
My idea...
It's not original, gosh knows it's been done before....
BE A CAT
Why? Lots of women love cats. They love to hold them, snuggle them, and squish them into their breasts while fondling them.
What could be better? BE A KITTEN
As for my special qualifications.... Halloween is my birthday (Really!)
Please do post a picture afterwards, no matter what costume you choose!
Oh, and in the meantime, I suggest you work on your purr and your quiet, loving, questioning meows.....
I can meow like a cat and confuse the hell out of people, so I can record my meow and you can make it seem like you :-)
Crazielady420 wrote:I can meow like a cat and confuse the hell out of people, so I can record my meow and you can make it seem like you :-)
Or he could just record a cat meowing.
Ticomaya wrote:Crazielady420 wrote:I can meow like a cat and confuse the hell out of people, so I can record my meow and you can make it seem like you :-)
Or he could just record a cat meowing.
Yea I thought about that, but it sounds better when I do it.... because I said so, I am blonde, shut up
Women like to cuddle REAL kittens against their breastsisis, maybe not some guy dressed up like one.
Or if I could pull off going as a shaved cat? I'd be a bald pu$$y.
An easy last minute costume I did last year was cut a hole in a garbage bag put it over your head and go as white trash.
You might do your friends a favor and go as the Invisible Man, and just not show up.
