Aaarrggh - you have enticed me out of hiding with your pedantic rant on the origins of my name.
I have further bastardized chai by using no milk or sweeteners, or even drinking it hot.
Each day I delight in shaking the worlds sensibilities by drinking my chai tea tea as ice tea chai style.
The $100.00 is tied up in an off shore account at the moment. I am awaiting my faithful minion Staccatos return from vacation to begin the laundering process.