Greenland really should be worried!

By Greenland’s standards, this counts as a mass protest: hundreds of people on the Arctic island have gathered outside the new US mission. They are protesting against Donald Trump’s threats and attempts to entice them.

Greenland’s Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen and a number of other politicians stated that they had declined invitations to the opening of the new consulate.

Who’s the Vegas Retiree With the Big Offer for Greenland? [NYT, no paywall]

Clifford E. Stanley, a retired broker, explains his unusual mission, which caught a lot of people by surprise.

I want to see an apocalypse. Like a genuine one. Where trust is replaced by Frank Sinatra songs and we don't have to hear anymore about Gennifer Flowers and the Raelians. Or draft evasion. Ebola dodo rex egg.
Greenland has some amazing sea serpent stories though.

Pretty much like the Raelians though. They are not well documented. Walter show us something more than your grandmas pea soup or how Drew Brees saved the city of New Orleans from hurricane Katrina. I mean who was president during Hurricane Katrina. Or have we all somehow conveniently forgot. Establishing credibility does not mean listening to the big three in news. Scott Pelley does his name ring a bell? The whole thing is just a big set up to get fired.

Yeah I mean if this is such a big deal for Greenlanders, then why don't they back the No King's protest. They have been ruled by an actual king. And Harry Truman wanted to purchase the place as well.