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Sat 10 Sep, 2005 08:24 am
If you met God one day and had only one question to ask him...
...What would it be?
In the hypothesis there would be a God, my question would be:
- Why dont you leave us alone?
Will you please change the hearts of everyone and make them sincere in a longing for peace and genuine love?
Then all other problems would take care of themselves/
Re: If you met God
CerealKiller wrote:If you met God one day and had only one question to ask him...
...What would it be?
"How do I know that you are God?" (always the skeptic).
Re: If you met God
Why didn't I miss you?
What were you thinking with the platypus?
Re: If you met God
Where have you been?
I don't believe in God but if ever I realised there was and met him/her in person I would ask:
When you created people, what made you want to give them eyes to see.... ?
Littlek - You're funny!
I'd ask "Are you sure you want ME singing praises for eternity? Cause I really gotta warn ya..."
Id ask him if he was aware of all the trouble he has caused just by existing and why he doesnt show his face when the pooh hits the fan.
I would ask for the whereabouts of my other sock.
Re: If you met God
If I met God one day I would probably ask her ...
Will you go to bed with me?
She must be one divine lay.
I would ask for a quarter.
Hmmm... if I met God... I'd ask: If you exist does that mean that Santa exists too??
I would ask her: Why the hell did you have to separate one being into two (woman & man)?
Probably something like: How do you manage to look so fine every morning?
Can I have your autograph?
I would ask God whether he is malicious and spiteful, or simply incompetent when it comes to engineering. Then I would give him my business card and tell him to call me next time he designs a species, so that I can review his plans for any glaring errors such as pelvic dimensions smaller than the baby's head which must be pushed through them.
Terry wrote:I would ask God whether he is malicious and spiteful, or simply incompetent when it comes to engineering. Then I would give him my business card and tell him to call me next time he designs a species, so that I can review his plans for any glaring errors such as pelvic dimensions smaller than the baby's head which must be pushed through them.
Suppose God answered, "Don't be silly, I created the process of evolution and the potential for life, I didn't design every detail".
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