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Star Wars Lines Improved by Substituting the Word “Pants”

 
 
Seizan
 
Reply Thu 30 Jan, 2025 10:51 pm
OK, time to lighten up a bit.

I chose Star Wars because of familiarity, and well, so cheesy...

Maybe someone can tackle lines from the Batman reboots (i.e., the famous exchange, "What makes you so different from any of us?" - "I'm not wearing pants!")

Anyway, Star Wars...

- I find your lack of pants disturbing.
- You are unwise to lower your pants.
- Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
- The Force is strong in my pants.
- Your pants, you will not need them.
- You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
- I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
- In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
- Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
- I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
- Pull up! All pants pull up!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 1 Feb, 2025 12:15 am
Pants? We don't got no stinking pants. We don't need no pants.

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Seizan
 
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Reply Sat 1 Feb, 2025 07:01 am
Another barrage...

-I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever
-A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master...
-Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
-I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
-These aren't the pants you're looking for.
-That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!
-He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials
-Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your pants.
-The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing
-Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
Ragman
 
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Reply Sat 1 Feb, 2025 07:50 am
@Seizan,
“May the pants be with you.”
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Seizan
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2025 02:17 pm
-Your pants can deceive you, don't trust them
-"I want them alive. No pants." -Vader
-I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further
-Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.
-Away with your pants, I mean you no harm!
-Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
-The Pants are what gives a Jedi his power
-"Don't do that, my pants are dirty." "My pants are dirty, too."
-I'm taking Captain Solo ... and his pants
-Search your pants, you know it to be true.
-Look at the size of those pants!
-We've got to get a reading on those pants, Up or Down.
-General Tarkin, I thought I recognized your foul pants...
-Han'll have those pants down - we've gotta give him more time!
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