Self-inflicted Medical Woes?!

I don't even know what to say, holy crap.

So you’re saying that he ended up with a fondle memory?

Maybe he thought he was plugging it into a hard drive.

In my youthful days, the fad was licking a metal pole during the winter to see what would happen. Used to seem a horrible idea to me, but after reading this, it was relatively benign.

What the hell are we coming to?

So you've never innocently gone to the front door in your dressing gown on a frosty day to pick up the milk, had an unfortunate, and entirely understandable, slipping accident, resulting in the milk bottle being irretrievebly jammed?

Some of us are accident prone, and it doesn't help when A&E call you regular and give you a comedy nickname.

Count yourself lucky.

Izzythepush AKA Mr Goldtop.

I'm going to issue a major punishment on all of you rude boys. Harumpff