Well, it's a college newspaper, so no one will give a ****.
Just hand it in as is.
Seriously though, who you are writing for?
If the article is a sex column, then no one will care about the writing.
They just want smut, and you did a good job of that.
If it's meant to be a serious piece, then I would trim the sexual details.
This article reads like a letter to Playboy.
I don't mean to be unkind; I'm just giving my thoughts.
I hope it helps you.
best of luck