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Help, I've hardened and can't get soft

 
 
Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2005 10:16 pm
Posted elsewhere and shamelessly re-posted here.

You all know I am set in my ways, so I guess this should come as no surprise. I awoke this morning to discover I had become a fossil. Snivel. http://web4.ehost-services.com/el2ton1/crybaby.gifthis is so hard to admit. Then I emailed all my friends and this is what they said:
Joe Sixpack wrote:
Set here fer a while and I'll pop ya a brewski, neo.

SetMatchGame wrote:
The nation of Fossilonia was said to have occupied an area of Asia Minor between a rock and a hard place. Concrete evidence is lacking, however.

auh2o wrote:
I once knew a fossil named Morris
Who'd been eaten by tyrannosaurus
And while he was restin
Within the intestine
He thought of this poem just to bore us.

farmerlogical wrote:
The fossilized remains of petrified geezers have been found in excavations from the Alzheimoic era, which corresponds with the first known appearance of the shrinkosaur. . .
Joe Nay Shonuf wrote:
You're just stonewalling us, neo.
Joe (Gravel in my gut) Nay Shonuf

real smart wrote:
God's will is mysterious and set in stone.

fossilized imposter wrote:
What should we have expected from such an inflexible God? I hate this.

mosquito wrote:
Fossils are peaceful rocks. Fossils don't attack each other. Fossils don't develop weapons of mass destruction.

tim baldeagle wrote:
This is a perfect example of argumentum ad fossilarium.

my porsche wrote:
Just because you believe you are a fossil does not mean that fossils exist.

Phee nix zip wrote:
There could be worse things. You could be a green fossil.

xing xing wrote:
Fossilization is necessary in the progression of the soul to the light. Next will be a cocoon like state after which you will emerge as a, er, well, we really don't know.

InForABloop wrote:
So what?

Frank da pisa wrote:
You idiot! Now your body has taken after your petrified brain. What did you expect, you $%$ $#@* %^shole?

Steve as HUH? wrote:
I do not know if your affliction is truly an affliction. I will hit you with this stick. If it breaks, you are a fossil. Hey! Come back here!

In tree pod wrote:
When the species of a being is not clear to you, look at his friends.

WrecksReds wrote:
There are many strata of fossils; Therefore, you exist.
Mo Momma wrote:
I'm sorry if I somehow caused you to fossilize. I can't imagine how, but if there's anything I can do . .

ShyABrick AleHounder wrote:
Fossilization is simply another manifestation of the threefold nature of dweeb.

What I need to know is: Am I normal?

Oh; and what did you think this was about? Laughing
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2005 10:21 pm
Rock on.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2005 10:30 pm
neo, The only thing I noticed was the simple fact that I was missed. LOL

You are doing just fine - after you have lightened up, and started to not take yourself too seriously.

I read the above post in the "other" forum, and thought it was very creative and thought provoking. I enjoy reading your posts now compared to your pre-sex change.
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neologist
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2005 10:45 pm
cicerone imposter wrote:
neo, The only thing I noticed was the simple fact that I was missed. LOL

You are doing just fine - after you have lightened up, and started to not take yourself too seriously.

I read the above post in the "other" forum, and thought it was very creative and thought provoking. I enjoy reading your posts now compared to your pre-sex change.
And who, may I ask, is the fossilized imposter? You're older than me and probably more harder, er fossillier, er, what was I trying to say?
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Mills75
 
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Reply Thu 11 Aug, 2005 06:51 pm
Bob Dylan wrote:
...I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.


:wink:
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 11 Aug, 2005 07:32 pm
Shel Silverstein wrote:
I ain't makin' no excuses for so many things I uses
Just to brighten my relationships and sweeten up my day
But when my earthly race is over and I'm ready for the clover
And they ask me how my life has been I guess I have to say
I got stoned and I missed it I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned and it rolled right by
I got stoned and I missed it I got stoned and I missed it I got stoned oh me oh my
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 11 Aug, 2005 07:34 pm
It says right on the bottle if you stay hard more than four hour to contact your physician......
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neologist
 
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Reply Thu 11 Aug, 2005 08:28 pm
Gulp!
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snood
 
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Reply Thu 11 Aug, 2005 08:32 pm
"...having been thus snubbed by one he had thought a kindred spirit, Snood, bent and weary, trudged back to his cave..."
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neologist
 
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Reply Thu 11 Aug, 2005 08:46 pm
Double gulp!
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squinney
 
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Reply Thu 11 Aug, 2005 09:59 pm
Just think of it this way, neologist, in a few years you'll be worth at least $65 if you can fit yourself into a barrel.
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Sat 13 Aug, 2005 05:42 pm
Neo,

You have totally lost me. I have no idea what this is about. I know I have been out of town but, can you enlighten Momma?
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 13 Aug, 2005 05:51 pm
If ya gotta be told, dont bother askin. Its worth a smile, not a big one, just a little sideways one. One that sorta makes ya look like you got something stuck in a molar and your trying to suck it out rather than going through the pain of flossing.
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neologist
 
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Reply Sat 13 Aug, 2005 08:52 pm
Hi Ma; I just thought it was time for some creative absurdity.
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Sat 13 Aug, 2005 09:00 pm
Hey Neo,

Works for me! I am growing weary of the fight over in the abortion thread. Once things get racist, I pretty much bow out.

So, did you miss me? I sure missed reading your posts. I see you have had a bit of a time with our old buddy, Frank. Does he never quit?

I had a marvelous time in SC! Got a lot of Care Angel Network business taken care of! I want to move to SC! Wonderful people, beautiful scenery, and cigarettes are cheap!

Good to see you oh mentor of mine!

Momma Angel
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Sat 13 Aug, 2005 09:00 pm
The major danger is hardening of the categories
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neologist
 
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Reply Sat 13 Aug, 2005 09:21 pm
I'm allergic to cats.
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neologist
 
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Reply Sat 13 Aug, 2005 09:23 pm
Oh; And yes, I missed you Ma. You should give up smoking. Doesn't it cause hardening of the arteries? Or is it lungs?

Gasp!
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Sat 13 Aug, 2005 09:34 pm
I wish I could give up smoking! I did great while taking Zyban. Couldn't stand cigarettes. But it caused my blood pressure to sky rocket.

You are allergic to cats? You poor baby, cats are the coolest. I run a homeless cat shelter.
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roger
 
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Reply Sat 13 Aug, 2005 10:05 pm
Bet they're even cheaper if you order from the Seneca operation in NY.
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