Shower head to weenis? Unfortunately, the shower head was set to gentle sprinkling, and the capybara appendage fled with the droplets. Bored, the girls ran from the gym showers to the basketball court, where
they encountered a Spanish opera singer scheduled to sing at that evenings school pep rally. But little did they know that someone forgot to
turn off the Cola jets in the cafeteria, so, in time, there was a cococola flood. Learning of this, various other soft drink companies pulled up trucks to the outskirts of campus, and plotted how they would counter the coke flood..
Good god, you people have made a mess of this story already.
Anyway...
Suddenly, out of nowhere appeared the only man who had the guts (and the incredibly sponge-like back hair) to handle such a flood.
Lou Balls waddled into the cafeteria and let out a bellow, scaring the other straggling patrons from their stupefied stares and out into the quad, where they all waited to see what he would do to stem the flood of coca cola. He took off his shirt, and the crowd was in awe of the incredible amount of black fuzzy hair that grew from his back and sprang out like a large bush...
from his armpits. The coca cola managed to flood out the whole gym and onto the girls showers. As Lou entered the locker room, he was shocked to see...
. . . the prophylactic machine and the pin-ups of hugely-hung young men, printed from online gay porno sites. Blushing to the very roots of his simian-like fur, he turned to leave, when he heard a loud shriek, followed by gales of squealing laughter. As he looked over his shoulder, two naked, buxom coeds ran from the shower stalls, one apparently chasing the other--and in her hand was a large . . .
round salami. Lou slobbered down his bare chest the site he was taking in. As he reached out to touch one of the coeds' butt, the janitor walked in and immediately...
...took out a bottle of lube. No time for that now, thought Lou Balls. Now it was time for him to do his thing and save the day.
He didn't waste any time. He leaned down until his incredibly furry back touched the lake of caramel-colored soft drink, and let nature take its course. It didn't take long before the soda was all soaked into the spongy back hair with which he had been blessed.
But now he had a new problem. All this soda weighed so much that he couldn't move. To his surprise, the janitor who he had seen earlier with the lube in his hand began to...
run Lou's hair through the wringer attached to his janitors bucket.
lordy - he muttered, I'll have to work on this mess a few square inches at a time.....
settling in, Lou fell into a relaxed state, idly diddling his left nipple ring, which surprisingly was attached to a chest totally devoid of hair.
After 45 minutes.....
Lou experienced his first real orgasm. Further away in another room, the school board was commencing a meaningful discussion with students and parents aboutÂ…
The true meaning of Westminster Cathedral, not to be confused wit the famous English church of the same name.
*snap* cut* the director cried, "We need a re-take."
