i'm the amnesiac drifter who shows up in town, and unkonwn to everyone (myself included) i'm the real heir to the towns richest family, not the pretender to the throne my half brother
i shall be called chad
Dr. A is a woman (cuz i couldn't have slept my way to the top if not-well i guess i could but not as easily).
dr. ur nutts: dr. a do you know that person?
dr. a, i think she was a patient of mine.
dr. ur nutts: what is that hump thing?
dr. a, i have no idea
dr. nutts: well when i "knew" her it was a hump in the back, oh wait (blushes)
dr. a: ????
Actually, my characters name is Coco LaRue....
Coco, noticing a loud commotion inside between Nurse Rachett and Hilario (who wants his new, sophisticated friends to call him Larry) the handsome bus boy who is working under the table as he crossed the border illegally (from Canada), tosses her unfiltered camel into the street and reluctantly goes back inside.....
Coco: What the f.........?
Just call me Ginger LaBrock. You got it, cowboy....
Coco: Chad, help me separate these two!
There goin' at it like two pitt bulls!
They're fighting over that Ginger LaBrock bitch again!
Chad runs up with a crowbar....
<<gasp>> By boys, I'm a married woman! <<eyelashes lowered provocatively>>
dr. a standing outside, sees the commotion and calls the police...
if i can just get something on that damn coco so she will lay off me...
Dr! You'll never guess what I just heard about CoCo.....<<lowers mouth to Dr.'s ear>>
Ok, this is going well,
We need people for the following roles, or else their characters will be dropped like a hot potato...
Dr. U.R. Nutts (actually I think Dragon is doing great with both roles)
Hilario (Larry)
Nurse Rachett
as Kicky sez.....carry on
i am a multitasker, but would be much more fun if we had another person
Coco: Hilar.....I mean Larry, are you crazy!?
What do you mean by going all postal on Nurse Rachett?
Don't you know she always carrys a syringe of "medication X" on her?
She stick you with that, your ass wouldn't wake up until the weekend.
AND, (quietly, so Dr. Augment can't hear) can you really afford to be calling so much attention to yourself, what with being an illegal Canadian and all?
Why, if Chad hadn't been here with his crowbar, this could have been a dicey situation.
<dr. a straining to hear coco>
i just know she has something up her sleeve...
dr. nutts: oh she's got something, but can you afford it?
<Ginger LaBrock's husband, Chester McCool walks onto the scene>
Anybody seen my wife around here?
<he says as he tips his sunglasses a bit lower in order to check out the figure of Nurse Rachett>
I have a meeting tomorrow and I need my shirt ironed while I'm out on...business tonight.
dr. a: why mr. mccool, what kind of business are you involved in exactly? <pushing her way into bytes as she sees devilishly handsome man>
<<clears throat as she enters the room>>
Excuse me...<<pushes past the dr. and presses ample bosom against Chester>>
Hello darling......
Chester: Oh hey baby... I was just telling Dr. A what I do for a living.
to Dr. A: Let's just say I am in the... personal business. Sometimes I dabble in aquisitions and mergers as well... if you know what I mean.
Coco wistfully gets an eyefull.
<thinking>
was it all worth it? well, at least I can sleep on my stomach now.
hmmm, M&A. i have done some of that myself <smiling sheepishly with eyes darting between chester and ginger's chest-i could have done a much better job on those...>
here's my card chester, let me know if there is anything i can ever do for you, or you young lady <to ginger her half sister, unbeknownst to either at this time>
<<snaches the card from Docs fingers>>
Thanks....
