Who is this Song About (All Elements Required to Solve)

It can only be legendary choreographer Doughie Squires.

Bacon.

It beats the slave trade, for the traded victim.

Any type of slave, even a wage slave inside algebra buoyancy calculations.

No, it's Doughie Squires, people are always writing poems about him.

Are you intimating upon false vaise of reference, that Dougie Squires is police trained, and is Batman?

Police are common civil servants, sir, they aren't permitted to eat bacon, however their pay reflects such a sacrifice.

Fine upstanding Americans like Samuel L. Jackson's portrayal of Jules, in Pulp Fiction, for example.

A police agent, clearly.

It can only be Doughie Squires, it's got Doughie Squires written all over it.

Russell Brand?

Phil Oakey?