Anyway, I go into my favorite public restroom and take the bottle out, try to figure out how to open it and realize it's got one of those safety seals. I actually was getting a little queasy from the pain right then, so I wasn't thinking straight and tore off the safety seal with my teeth.
Next thing you know, I've got a mouth full of witch hazel, have the stuff splashed all over my face, all over the front of my shirt, it's all over the floor of the stall, and my pants are down around my knees.
I got my ass covered and lurched out of the stall to spit out this nasty stuff, that clearly says do not take internally on the bottle at the same time someone else comes in to use the facilities.
It was a little embarrassing. First she went to go into the stall I'd vacated, but backed out when she saw some kind of liquid all over.
Rare for me, I was speechless.
