Do you touch the door knobs in public restrooms?

Grand Duke - I do the same thing. Try to touch the handle toward the bottom usually where I feel no one else is touching. Seeing you do it too, there is probably more germs there than the entire handle. I also try to just hook my index finger around the handle to avoid as much contact as possible.

I have used my foot to flush the toilet too. My mom also told me that a woman she worked with ended up with her foot in the toilet. She tried to flush the toilet with her foot and slipped.

Oh Hell - I'm WAY ahead of you.

Ya see - a while back the top floor (3 whole stories, nothin' like the big city) was empty - it was a big space, like for a mortgage co.
Then, this corp travel agency moved in and need the entire floor.

Anyway - I never knew this, but travel agents are pretty much bottom feeders. Most of them smoke, which is their business, but they're the kinds of smokers who stand around scrathing their ass and bellys, staring like a bunch of cows at people walking by, with their jaws agape. They look pretty inbred.
Actually, otherwise this is a pretty nice office building.

The point is - it was MUCH worse when they first got here.
I mean, at least now they flush ONCE!

I taped a big old note on the mirror, pointing out how inappropriate it is to urinate on the seats, leave feces unflushed, and how using the can of air freshener would be appreciated EVER so.

That was the gist, but I used small words.

Yes! A Members Only jacket! That's exactly what I had in mind.

Maybe im one crude little wanker, but
I would put the note on her desk, strictly about HER habits and how SHE has been seen NOT washing her hands.
then, smear a little chocolate on the corner ,
or the back...



I think not washing your hands while you work in a small office with many people is disrespectful. Do it at home, on your own time, but be considerate of other peoples hygiene.
Everyone has to use that bathroom, door, phone, elevator button etc.

but, im neurotic I guess.
Medically speaking, you are safe in a bathroom if EVERY person didnt wash thier hands before touching the door handle.
Doesnt make it any better to know that though...

Oh, I don't even know who this pig is, we don't work for the same company.
She's just someone else who works in this building.

They of course have public restrooms on every floor, it's that they have to come down to the first floor to go outside and smoke, so use the bathroom down here for some reason before going back up to their floor.

Actually, now I just hate her because she's just a slutty little pig

she looks like one of those people who lick the palms of their hands, then smells them.
I don't know what that means, it just sounds disgusting.

Funny though, I'll let Princess Jezzery-doo take a piece of chicken off my plate, and she licks her butt.

I have a bottle of Purell Hand Sanitizer on my desk. At least 5 times a day at work. And always after a bathroom trip.

That jacket is FRESH. I'm serious. I would rock that with green Converse All-Stars.

Oh, and sometimes I crap in the urinals.

how about in the sink?

Anyone who anyone craps at least once in the sink.

When I was a kid, I crapped in the urinal in a porta-potty at this park.

My shining moment.

i think all kids crap in strange places at one time or another.

mine was ,, the bathtub,
my poor mom.
hehehe

I piss in people's Cornflakes, figuratively speaking.

cheerios are better.
you impress the eater if you can hit the little hole

ahem, I believe the correct phrase is "piss in your Post Toastees"

ahem, the correct phrase is "who pissed in your Wheaties today?"

I wonder how JLLLLLLL hasn't found this thread yet?

Bella's probably right, JLLLLLLLLL is really Kicky.

Why don't people like Momma Angel or....or.....or.....Momma Angel ever post on thread like this?

No, I believe the correct phrase is, "Jesus Christ, did a cat crawl up your ass and die?!"

Oh, wait, that's something else. Nevermind.

shewolfnm - that happened to me. My daughter popped (oops not popped - that would really be interesting) - pooped while taking a bath. It was so disgusting. I had to take her out empty and clean the tub and then wash her again. Nasty. Thanks for the reminder.

It's happened a couple of times to us, too. I think we over-reacted. Ya-ya had a bit of a complex for a while!