kickycan wrote:Bella Dea wrote:Chai Tea wrote:ahem, I believe the correct phrase is "piss in your Post Toastees"
ahem, the correct phrase is "who pissed in your Wheaties today?"
No, I believe the correct phrase is, "Jesus Christ, did a cat crawl up your ass and die?!"
Oh, wait, that's something else. Nevermind.
Who pissed in your musli?
Where's my jacket?
he sold it to buy some new musli
Just so you all know, I just went to the bathroom and I both washed my hands in the bathroom and then used my hand sanitizer when I got back.
but you didnt lick them clean FIRST
jeeezzee.. noone does this right.
BEFORE the soap, LICK LICK LICK!!!!!!!!!!
Just pissed.
Did not wash hands.
It's like George Carlin says: "If you need to wash your hands every time you touch your d**k, you've got bigger problems than dirty hands."
>sniff sniff<
was that YOU bella?
DAUM
Chai Tea wrote:kickycan wrote:Bella Dea wrote:Chai Tea wrote:ahem, I believe the correct phrase is "piss in your Post Toastees"
ahem, the correct phrase is "who pissed in your Wheaties today?"
No, I believe the correct phrase is, "Jesus Christ, did a cat crawl up your ass and die?!"
Oh, wait, that's something else. Nevermind.
Who pissed in your musli?
Where's my jacket?
I'm not in charge of jackets. I can, however, give you a pat on the ass and a "good job, sir!".
<pat, pat>
shewolfnm wrote:>sniff sniff<
was that YOU bella?
DAUM
No hon...that was from you a few hours ago.
ohhhhh no
mine are worse then that!
Gargamel wrote:Just pissed.
Did not wash hands.
It's like George Carlin says: "If you need to wash your hands every time you touch your d**k, you've got bigger problems than dirty hands."
Well, peeing is one thing...I think its gross to think about touching a buch of guys dicks (you don't know where they've been) but it's worse thinking about people shitting on their hands and me touching their **** on some doorknob.
why dont men wipe after they pee?
shewolfnm wrote:why dont men wipe after they pee?
I've seen guys wipe the tip after. Sometimes it drips I think.
That sounds like I see a lot of guys peeing....
i HAVE seen alot of guys peeing
that is how i know they dont wipe
I mean, doesnt it bother them knowing that the front of thier pants, thier underware, and thier dick has dried pee all over it?
strange...
i guess.
but then again, im not a man
women HAVE to wipe when they pee
You can shake it...but it takes a lot of gyrating.
is that why they always splash the front of thier pants when they wash thier hands??? To hidethe little pee spots ?
