Do you touch the door knobs in public restrooms?

If a guy's dick is dripping, he's got big problems.

Look pal, I don't judge YOU.

Wipe after pee? What the hell? Have you ever seen a tissue dispenser at a urinal? Ummmm....yeeeeeaah....mmmmmkay....neither have I.

That's what underwear's for.

so,
if there WERE tissue dispensers youd use it?
youd wipe the hose?
Catch the drip?

How would they do it?

Dab the tip?
Swirl around the head?
Spit shine the whole rod?

If they did that, they'd take as long in the bathroom as women do.

Uh Oh - the secrets out, that's why we take so long in there.

Actually, why DO women take so long? I don't.

Jeez, you'll hear the woman next to you making all these sounds of pulling clothes, smoothing cloth, little exhalations of breaths of impatience, sounds of tucking, starting all over. snapping, clipping, popping
"Christ, what are you wearing lady? The entire contents of your closet?"

Then, they come out, and they're wearing jeans and a t-shirt.

I have no idea why I keep coming back to this thread.

I can pee in the same time it takes my hubby.

Yes you do....

It depends. I am usually aware of my surroundings and watch the other persons exiting prior to my leaving. If at least the 2 preceding gents have washed and then left I am much more comfortable.

My favorite restrooms however are the ones where no touching is needed. There are toilets which usually flush when you finish your business (those that do not already have the gross look so are to be avoided anyway). Often times the taps in public restrooms are helpful. There are the ones where you pass your hands under the spigot and the water starts to flow and the ones where you give the knob a hard whack and it releases water for a few seconds (most times 2 or 3 whacks are needed). Both the pass under the spigot and the whack modes are good because there is no hand contact to the faucet after. If it is an older model where I must turn the faucet on and off I wash it as well.

Finally if I must touch a door, I dry my hands completely before leaving the restroom.

Then there are the restrooms where you enter through an open arch way make a turn then another turn and then enter another room... the main facility, proceed past a modesty protection partition and then to the right or left are the urinals and further ahead the stalls. These are ideal restrooms since I never have to touch a door. As for stalls, I have never used a public one as such. The most public have been at work sites.


I do hope I've given enough information here.

I can stand and pee...

I agree with you sturgis,
those ' touch free' bathrooms are TRULY wonderful.
Some womens bathrooms have most of that as well. Even the walk way that twists on itself instead of having a typical door .

But.. I have yet to see urinals in the womans bathroom.
hahah

thanks for sharing

HAHAHAH!!!!!

im SURE you wanted to know that about me. ;-)

OK This thread is losing steam - Maybe this will perk it up....

I know this happens to the best of us....about once or twice a year I'll get a bad case of the rroids. Like now, or actually yesterday.

Anyway, someone tells me to get some witch hazel and.....well, I won't go into detail.
Now, I'm in a lot of pain, so I go out to CVS to get some, I'm going to pay for it and the cashier asks, "so what's this for?"
This kinda surprised me because, well not for nothin' she was an older black lady, and I'm thinking "OK, you must know a lot of home remedies. You KNOW what I'm gonna do with this"
But she was really nice so we swapped stories for awhile about rroids, cramps, what have you.

Anyway, I go into my favorite public restroom and take the bottle out, try to figure out how to open it and realize it's got one of those safety seals. I actually was getting a little queasy from the pain right then, so I wasn't thinking straight and tore off the safety seal with my teeth.

Next thing you know, I've got a mouth full of witch hazel, have the stuff splashed all over my face, all over the front of my shirt, it's all over the floor of the stall, and my pants are down around my knees.

I got my ass covered and lurched out of the stall to spit out this nasty stuff, that clearly says do not take internally on the bottle at the same time someone else comes in to use the facilities.
It was a little embarrassing. First she went to go into the stall I'd vacated, but backed out when she saw some kind of liquid all over. She looks at me with my face all wet, and my shirt soaked, with this really peculiar odor in the air.

Rare for me, I was speechless.

Has this ever happened to you?

Any other rroid stories out there?
Drew Dad?

Can't say that has happened to me.

Me either. But I don't have rroids.

While you probably don't want to swallow a lot of the stuff, witch hazel is an ingredient in quite a few herbal mouth wash products.

http://www.pacwestserv.com/oralcare10_Mouthwash_Mouth-Rinse.htm

So - you can relax the next time something like that happens.

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Just you wait........no one gets through life without 'em

i have never had a puffy tooshie hole.
even when I was pregnant.
I cant empathise , but I can sympathise..
how F-N embarassing.
Did you ever get a dab where it should have gone?

I saw a website a while ago explaining to women how to pee standing up like a guy. Just tried to google it, and a bunch of porn sites advertising women peeing popped up.

I'll be back next month.

Hopefully I will.

I don't think my mom has this problem. I think you try and poop too hard. Relax...and let it just fall out.