How stupid is Trump?

Column: Trump's Truth Social stock is circling the drain

Vance inadvertently slams Trump in response to a reporter's question.

Reporter: How are you preparing for your debate with Tim Walz?
Vance: I have a friend who embellishes and lies a lot, I’m having him stand in for Tim Walz.

You can guess how that went over on social media.

Trump (and his MAGA idiots) is too stupid for this world. Failing in middle school math.

Trump clearly has dementia. Trump is BFF's with Chairman Xi.

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Most probably, when Jesus comes down to counter Trump's vote in California, he first will first be invited to counter the money earned from those "amazing offers".

Lazy and low energy Trump. Does he too have brain worms? #inquiringminds

The top three executives of Truth Social have been dumping their own personal stock of the company.

The penalty for insider stock trading is treble damages and an all-expense paid stay at a place like Leavenworth.

JD Vance Seething With Jealousy After Trump Starts Seeing Other Weirdo

ALEXANDRIA, VA (The Borowitz Report)—Sen. JD Vance has been “seething with jealousy” after witnessing Donald J. Trump embrace another weirdo, a source close to the vice-presidential nominee reported on Thursday.

According to the source, Vance “threw a Diet Mountain Dew at the TV” last week when he saw a clearly smitten Trump canoodling with another freak at a rally in Arizona.

“It looks like he’s moved on to a new whack job,” a disconsolate Vance told the source. “I thought we had something special.”

The source said Vance was “at a loss” as to how he could win back Trump’s heart from such a formidable crackpot.

“How can I compete with a brain worm, a dead bear, and a severed whale head?” he reportedly asked. “Maybe I really should have sex with a couch.”

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/jd-vance-seething-with-jealousy-after

How many $M of campaign funds will the Trump campaign waste to appease Trump's bloated ego?

.... and if they plant him next to Ivanka, I may share a beer with him after I drink it first.

I'm seeing (admittedly on twitter) that the grave visit wasn't even an official observation - the Trump camp just made it up so they could say Harris/Walz didn't even bother.

Hinge, they lie thru their clenched lips.

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