@maxdancona,
Just because certain words that sound racist may have non racist derivations doesn’t mean they should be used, not with our extensive vocabulary.
You could use parsimonious then you can’t be accused of sneaky racism, like when the white southern racists mispronounced negro so it sounded like the n word.
Never had egg nog, never even seen it, only heard it referenced on American telly apart from one solitary mention on a cooking show and that was it.
It was a Christmas special and egg nog was one of a few Christmas drinks, from what I remember it went down very well.
I still don’t fancy it, like I don’t fancy advocaat. That’s available in the shops though.