SOMEONE TALK TO ME, I AM BORED

How about meeting a girl online, then on one of your dates, her getting all upset because you don't want to be her boyfriend, showing you the scars on her wrist from a failed suicide attempt, and crying?

I never talked to her again after that night. Still had sex with her after getting home though.

Hmm... I personally haven't had any real bad experiences... but a male friend of mine had be talking to this girl online for a short period of time, they decided to go on a date one night... he arrived at her house to pick her up and when he got there a large man dressed in womans clothes was waiting for him.... needless to say he ran

The only problem I have is the guys that won't leave me alone if I do go on a date with them.. I had this one guy tell me every 5 seconds how beautiful I was until I was ready to punch him in the face! Then he kept calling (drunk at 3 am) and asking when he could see me again... I finally told him never... and he still talks to me!!

I have also met a few assh*les... me and a few friends went to a party (she heard from it offline and there were a few familiar faces so we went)... so my friend ends up making out with the guy that invited us... yada yada.. he got mad cuz that was as far as it went and wrote her a nasty email about how she was a "hefer" and all the girls she brought were also "hefers".... so I took the liberty to write him an email (all done on myspace) and explained to him that I for one am not a "hefer" and I was at the party... I also explained to him just how intoxicated he was and blah blah... after that email, he read it , never responded and left my friend alone....

But I have never slept with anyone that i have met offline (well I should rephrase that, I have never had sex with anyone I met offline, I have slept in the same bad as one of them though)

I assume you meant "online". How did you wind up in bed with him?

Lol... I met this guy from offline, after talking for a while we went on a few dates, became close I guess... he lived next door to my mom, knew a few people I knew... and I ended up spending a weekend at his house, watching movies all night and going out with friends

You youngsters meet most of your love interests online??? Damn how times have changed! When I was your age there was no such thing as "internet". Of course, there were no CD's, VCR's, IPOD's, cell phones, or even home computers. I'm only 45! Damn I'm getting old!

Hey, there's plenty of really, really, really old people like you doing internet dating as well.

Actually some woman about your age emailed me a couple months ago. Funny stuff.

I wasnt aware Id met up with any of you!!

This is going to be a long day, and I am going to be extremely sad and bored....

Now why is that?

Im looking up the burial places of relatives!!You think your sad!

My best friend is going to Jail today

Damn! I wish you and you friend the best Crazie.

Thank you Nick

How about this.

I went to my local pub on Sturday expecting there to be at least a couple of pals there.
I got there, the only friend there was the barmaid, she was working so I could chat.
Nobody else was there that I could chat with, so I think stay for a while someone may turn up.
I sit at the bar doing a crossword, minding my own business, but this Shane McGowan lookalike decides to sit by me and make conversation.He has teeth missing, scruffy hair and a oat with unidentifiable stains on it.
He was drunk, married with a kid, not hitting on me,, inquisitive about me, I gave him a false name.The usual dull crap happened he says I look too serious, he tells me a bit of his life story.I be as pleasent as possible but as soon as the drink is down and the crossword is done I leave.

Is that all I can attract!!
I must send out a homing beacan for drunk, badly dressed dull people.
I may cry.

So you had a quickie in the bathroom with him, right?

You are SO encouraging Slappy! I would be happy to hit on you MG. No missing teeth, neatly combed hair and no stains.

Yeah, Drew Barrymore was caught doing a quickie in the ladies bathroom.

Id much rather have my bits sewn up.

Nickfun, how did you know Im so gorgeous?hehe.

Bored.... Bored.... Bored

Maybe you could try masturbating to spice up those long boring hours? Or make prank phone calls to ex-boyfriends?