False
You understand lawn bowling
False.
You have played Yard Darts.
True (they made me do it)
You have played shuffleboard
True (boring) <yawn>
You diet and exercise
True (but not at the same time)
You would like to change your job
False.
You secretly wish you could be a mirror in a bar.
false
you spend a lot of time in bars
False.
You spend a lot of time behind bars.
true <grrr>
You are a lousy tipper
False (I go with about 25%)
You are a talented dancer.
False.
You have danced the Macarena.
False.
You play the clarinet.
False
You play the horses
False
You are good at chess
True
You prefer checkers to chess
True.
You don't trust kindness except from strangers.
False
You are willing to help the elderly when necessary
True
You despise children
