False.
You have attended a trekkie convention.
False
You smoke cigarettes/cigars
True. (A good cigar on a semi-monthly basis. Never cigs ... they'll kill you.)
You have never smoked a cigar.
False
You have tried on women's underwear
False.

But go ask blatham.
You like cigars, but only if flavored.
False--I don't really like them at all
You always have an after dinner drink
False.
You like coffee with dinner.
False, only in the a.m.
Box macaroni and cheese is your idea of a complete meal
False (not without the cut up frankfurters)
You think tea drinkers are snobs.
True.
You are competitive.
True
You are a tea drinker
False.
You enjoy swimming.
True
You can hold your breath for 2 minutes
False.
You've tried holding your breath for 2 minutes.
False.
You own a snorkel.
False.
You like to go off diving boards backwards.
True.
You have a flash diving board.
False. (Is that a diving board with a picture of the fastest superhero alive?)
You like to swim with fins.
True
You play tennis instead of baseball