False.
You have volunteered your time to help children.
True
You have children of your own
True
You sometimes wish you had eaten your children when they were tiny and cute!
False
You prefer meat to fish
False
You like the smell of rain
True
You enjoy walking in a warm rain
False (I prefer a cold rain).
You love to eat raw onions.
True
You prefer pickles without garlic
False. Kosher dills, please.
You are not "pickled" just now.
True. (I wait until... oh wait it is after 8...now where did I leave that Jamesons?)
You think gherkins are an indispensable item to any party.
Well, depends on the party, you silly pickle!
You are partying right now!
False.
You despise party favors.
False <all favours gladly accepted>
You are the life of the party
True.
You like to make people laugh.
True
You don't like it when people make fun of other people
True (unless I'm the one doing it)
You believe that one day alien ships will come to take you away.
False.
You are not an alien.
True
You have never been out of your own country
False.
You like animated movies.
Very true!! (Miyazaki is the best)
You'll only see an animated movie if you have to take a kid to one.
