Why would I do such a thing?
You own one
True
You have been absent for a long time studying.
Too true
You all have been having fun without me
True (usual gang is still here)
You are about to have a long X-mas break.
True...
you're getting something for Christmas
True
You are going to travel in your holidays.
I wish but my father just got a new job so no chance....
You however will be visiting some place warm
false, unless you consider Delaware warm.
You will be very happy when final exams are done.
False (Done them all

)
You are looking forward to your x-mas break.
True! Even though I shall be in Florida which I am not too fond of.
You have a big Thanksgiving planned.
False (Ocean fishing trip planned)
You are a sports fanatic, baseball.
False! I'll watch it but I can do without it.
You love soccer!
True
You have a large circle of friends.
False
your friends are loyal
True
The threads are gonna be messed up now!
Hi 'N' how ya doing?
False! The threads will carry on as always.
You enjoy pissing people off.
Only once a month far a couple of days.
You always look at the brighter side of life.
True! At least that's what I strive for.
You enjoy coconuts
False
You are at work right now.
False
You are probably sleeping right now?