False
You are about to sign a new movie contract with Stormy.
False, he hasn't quite convinced me yet.
You want to be a movie star.
False
You have had a long day.
False! 24 hours. Same length as every other day.
You wish to become the next Liberace!
False (have no musical talent whatsoever)
You are going out later on.
True
You will be going shopping at some point today.
Not on a Saturday.
There is sport to attend.
You would like being the star of a porn movie?
False.
Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't.
False (well adjusted)
You live in an igloo.
True (everyday)
You are working tomorrow.
true
You like to stick your tongue on a metal pole in the winter, just to see what will happen.
Only a six o'clock in the morning when it's very dark and the neighbours can't see me!
You enjoy throwing snowballs at innocent pedestrians?
true
You have built a snow fort to hide in after pelting people with snowballs.
(Hiya Mathos

)
False
You are taking it easy today.
True. (every day)
You prefer pencils to pens.
False
You're watching television.
False.
You're eating brown rice.
false
You will have seafood for dinner tonight.
True (barbecued prawns)
You're having takeaways tonight.