True (Crystal Ball gazer
)
You are using an ultra fast computer at work.
(I can't keep up
)
I have laptop MAC's and PC's. But they are both ultra fast.
You work in a cubicle.
False
You are working from home.
false, sometimes I do, but not now
You would love to have x-ray vision.
True
You are feeling pretty good today.
True! No aches or pains from this old geezer!
You have a family history of longevity.
True (I'm 99 approaching a 100
)
You love a good joke.
True:
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 1 golf ball and $1,000.
She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures once in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them for $5"
You enjoy a good laugh
True
This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't know if your the man to talk to...its kind of personal..." Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking them, thinking "I'm in!!!" She goes, "Can you give the manager something for me?" The bartender nods...yes. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."
You know a joke or two too.
Too true, and that was both of them
With the loss of the English opening batsman this match will be a walk in the park
True
(We'll find that out soon, they're starting a 4 day match in my city today)
You are at home, relaxing with your feet up.
False, I wish
You have tickets for the match
False (Guest of honour
)
If my world clock is right, it must be 6.40pm in your part of the world.
False, by the old sun dial it's 4.55
You own a Rolex
True (Imitation bought in Kuala Lumpur & running perfectly!!)
You have travelled overseas.
False
You have traveled long distances from your home.
True
Your travel wishes will come true one day.
True! They already seem to come true pretty often.
You wish to travel to the Himalayas.
False... no desire, esp if I have to climb anything
You had an erection every 20 minutes when you were a teenager.
:wink:
False (have you been
Mame?)
You have been watching an X-rated movie.
