Absolutely.
You are enjoying a drink.
false
You have been outside doing yard work.
True
You will take advice and call it a day soon.
true
You will go back outside and enjoy the day.
Immediately.
You looking forward to a brighter day tomorrow.
Actually, today was pretty bright. I'll settle for equally bright tomorrow.
You don't like cold days.
True
You are quite an educated individual.
That depends on who I'm being compared to.
You have an interest in physics.
false
You have learned how to knit.
False why would I wanna do that
You know whose portrait is on a Louisiana - Confederate $100 note
False, why would I wanna know that?
You have a great sense of humor.
That depends on if you're speaking to someone with or without a sense of humor.
You love a great joke.
True
You read the comics first when you pick up the newspaper.
Actually, headlines first -- they are funnier. THEN the comics.
You enjoy the aroma of a good cigar.
True, and the flavor
Shakespeare's plays were written by someone else
I don't know, I wasn't there. I'm not that old!
You would never drink to excess.
False
You have skinny dipped in the past.
true
You don't like skinny dipping in cold water.
False
You have a 50 mile drive ahead shortly.
not quite that far, but driving shortly.
You are going to relax in your pjs for a while longer.
