True, it's coffee time
You drink decaffeinated coffee
Rarely. I prefer the buzz of caffeine.
You have experimented with magic mushrooms.
False, I'm no fungi
You always drop the toast butter side down
False! I don't always drop my toast.
You support the Iraq war.
I support the troupes wherever they go
You love the theatre
True! I even work in the theater!
You enjoy bunny slippers.
True, it's a great place to nap
You love dining out.
False.
You enjoy being waited on.
Hand and foot!
You enjoy being pampered.
Love it
You expect the best attention to detail
True, when eating lobster the best bit is in de tail
You would never drink red wine with fish
true, I hate getting drunk with fish
You prefer to drink alone.
True, two drinking from the same goblet can get messy
You wonder why there are always odd socks in the drawer
False, I don't actually care if they even match; I wear 'em anyway.
You prefer to use a cotton hanky.
False! I wear only white socks therefore they are always the same. Sometimes I mix them up with my blue sock.
You like soft, mellow rock.
True, I like soft mellow rock candy wrapped in a cotton hanky
You believe there is a crashed B52 bomber on the moon
False, everyone knows the B52s are rockers not bombs.
You hate e-mail.
true
sticks and stones may break your bones
but whips and chains exite you
False! Whips and chains leave lacerations!
You are turned on by the sound of velcro.
Sounds? Everyone is banging on about sounds! What is it about noise that theatre folk find so exciting?
True
You have run outta whipped cream
