True! But I can always get more. Isn't America great???
You ran over a duck in your car.
I have only four pairs so the answer is true depending on your definitions of "here" and "there".
You like to wear funny hats.
True, if you consider a Stetson Shasta to be amusing
You have never played the lead roll in Macbeth
True! Nor would I ever wish to. I'm a contemporary actor.
You once met the President, coughed in his face and almost killed him.
True, since 1840, the previous nine presidents elected in a year divisible by 20 has been killed in a similar fashion
You are scared to death that the Phantom of the Opera may one day get you and pull all your teeth out, one at a time with a rusty carrot device
False; I'm scared that it won't happen.
You prefer frogs to wombats.
True, I would sooner kiss a French maid
You are clever enough to know the difference between a Silk and Satin paint
Of course;- The viscosity element of the the silk is far lower than that attributed to the satin, didn't you know that?
You would be aware that using egg shell is a prime starter for scrumble but should never be applied with a Turks Head?
If painting your own furniture is your thing then Scumble Goosie is indeed the place to go if you seek understated elegance as found in the late 18th century Swedish and French interiors.
However application should never be made with a Turks Head short handled tar brush. Only a Charles Leonard Paint Brush, Fine Camel Hair, #8, Aluminum Ferrules will suffice. Is this not so?
You appear to be grasping the depth of the importance in preparation of such delicate furnishings, are you aware that a small quantity of linseed oil should in dry weather conditions especially be added to the scrumble, it eases the flow for application, the main draw back being the extended time required to dry the same, it is therefore essential that clinical conditions are adhered to as minute particles of dust could render the finished product worthless, how would you suggest we meet these requirements?
True, you make very valid points
You know of a place where such conditions exist
False; if I did I wouldn't tell you.
You make love with the light off.
On, off, on off, on off. She offered her honor, I honord her offer, and all night long I was onher and offer.
You are on medication
false, the institution said I didn't need it anymore
You have a shot of whiskey every night before bed.
False, I have shot many things but never whisky
You have had a great weekend
very true
You are dreading Monday.
False, I an dreading the fact that Friday falls on the 13th this month
You are superstitious
false, 13 is my lucky number
You will watch for blacks cats crossing your path and avoid all cracks in the sidewalk.
True, I notice the cats but some people say they're lucky and some the opposite; if I watched for cracks on my medieval cobbled walk I'd never step outside!
You deliberately walk under ladders to show you're not superstitious.
