We are paying for an unneccesary war, governmental wiretapping, grand beureacracy and worthless endeavors. Um...TRUE!
You are an ultra-conservative.
Very true
You think they should simply print more notes?
True, who is gonna know
This site should move with the times and retire the Hamsters and bring in some Rottweilers with attitude
True, hamsters remind me of rats, and rottweilers are just so darned cute...
You believe that I am a genius.
Absolutely true.
You are also a dissolute human being.
False, I have never been called a human being
Canada will soon vote to become a State in the Union
False! We should vote to become a province of Canada!
Tom Cruise is a great actor.
False, he is a great midget
The Vikings discovered America
True, I was there
You think Madonna is hot for her age.
True! She keeps herself fit!
You have peed in front of a crowd.
Maybe when I was a baby! so False
You like to stumble around in the fog at night and try to find your way home.
False! I DO that but I don't LIKE that. There is a distinction.
You have made love on the beach.
False! (eww... sand....)
You like to shoot squirrels from your deck.
True, but they are all dead now
You have been flashed by a dirty old man.
True. But he's dead now.
You have flashed young boys.
False, I don't scare chldren
You whiten your teeth.
False, the excuse didn't work for me so I don't believe him!
You admit to inhaling.
False, even when confronted by irrefutable evidence
You always dodge jury duty
False I have never been asked
You like taking breaks at work.
